After the annual period of Easter lassitude it was time to crack on with the final Uni essay, something that I thought would actually be good to work away on. Despite writing about an interesting topic - human trafficking for the purpose of sexual (yas!) slavery (not so yas) - it just got too boring too soon. And then there was the final exam, but nobody was really bothered by the time it came round. A spiffing night out at house parties and town with the human rights gang and some shit-hot champagne was the goodbye night that we all waited so long for.
Trying out Stand-up comedy has been an interesting little experiment of the past few weeks. After a couple of gigs I’m still trying to find my feet and establish what is and isn’t kosher with a little help from the censorship police, and a prick who was determined to kick my face in because he didn’t like the more controversial side of my wee set. It’ll be interesting to see how far and funny the comedic career will go.
Experienced my first proper downer last week when a load of facts hit me like a wall. Spent a year working on a dissertation that’s currently heading towards a mediocre grade; a relatively pants birthday night out where a lot of ‘close’ friends and workmates pulled a no-show; the realisation that a lot of my mates will be going home in a month; having genes that appear to want a fat body; a pretty lengthy spell of shit lady ‘luck’; topped of with general apprehension about life after Uni. All these dawned on me one night but either because it’s not in my nature, or that I genuinely didn’t have the time to mope, it was back to the grind the following day. Will hopefully be able to iron a few of these out in this month off.
One thing I’ve come to realise this month is that pretty much everything you do and need requires money, even providing the basic human needs like eating, housing, heating and clothing. Upon trying, it was impossible to think of more than a handful of things that you can do for absolutely nothing, backing up my idea that money actually dictates everything we do. It makes you wonder if full-blown capitalism is actually the best economic system in the world because in Soviet Russia, money spent YOU!!
After a few years of mediocrity Onion Terror has finally seen a face-lift and is sounding pretty sweet again, and with no hard feelings it wasn’t half as messy as it could have been. Another noteworthy event was the ‘iconic movie’ party where the cowboy suit made me look like a stripper, but after a game of ‘Circle of Death’, that was pretty low on the list of priorities. Finally left Sainsbury’s after 5 years and 9 months, but that and Uni are both getting their own massive bogs, so chow for now.
P.S. Out of interest, could everyone who reads this post pleae leave a comment, even if it's anonymous, just so I have a rough idea of how many people actually read one of these posts. Danke!
Trying out Stand-up comedy has been an interesting little experiment of the past few weeks. After a couple of gigs I’m still trying to find my feet and establish what is and isn’t kosher with a little help from the censorship police, and a prick who was determined to kick my face in because he didn’t like the more controversial side of my wee set. It’ll be interesting to see how far and funny the comedic career will go.
Experienced my first proper downer last week when a load of facts hit me like a wall. Spent a year working on a dissertation that’s currently heading towards a mediocre grade; a relatively pants birthday night out where a lot of ‘close’ friends and workmates pulled a no-show; the realisation that a lot of my mates will be going home in a month; having genes that appear to want a fat body; a pretty lengthy spell of shit lady ‘luck’; topped of with general apprehension about life after Uni. All these dawned on me one night but either because it’s not in my nature, or that I genuinely didn’t have the time to mope, it was back to the grind the following day. Will hopefully be able to iron a few of these out in this month off.
One thing I’ve come to realise this month is that pretty much everything you do and need requires money, even providing the basic human needs like eating, housing, heating and clothing. Upon trying, it was impossible to think of more than a handful of things that you can do for absolutely nothing, backing up my idea that money actually dictates everything we do. It makes you wonder if full-blown capitalism is actually the best economic system in the world because in Soviet Russia, money spent YOU!!
After a few years of mediocrity Onion Terror has finally seen a face-lift and is sounding pretty sweet again, and with no hard feelings it wasn’t half as messy as it could have been. Another noteworthy event was the ‘iconic movie’ party where the cowboy suit made me look like a stripper, but after a game of ‘Circle of Death’, that was pretty low on the list of priorities. Finally left Sainsbury’s after 5 years and 9 months, but that and Uni are both getting their own massive bogs, so chow for now.
P.S. Out of interest, could everyone who reads this post pleae leave a comment, even if it's anonymous, just so I have a rough idea of how many people actually read one of these posts. Danke!
4 comments:
Ach well, you know I read this especially after my stalkerish comment about the tramp under the brigde ;)
First time, loads of jizz, yeah. Second time, in the morning, little bit less jizz. Third time, hardly any jizz at all...
your words make me wet
good stoof thainer
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