Cliché #1: Another fine mess.

Ever done something wrong? One thing that you knew you didn't desperately want or need to do but - sporadically - you did it anyway? For a single moment you think it's great and it'll will be the end of your losing streak, the start of something new, something good, and a chance to change your ways...

... but almost immediately you realise it wasn't the best decision for the near future, distant future and even the present. Neither was it the best thing to do for either person involved. Then you're stuck in limbo with this massive cloud ominously looming over your head, 24/7 wondering why you said it and knowing that the longer you wait to react to the initial reaction, the harder it's going to be.

The worst thing is, we're goofy over each other; and everything feels so right. Ms W-O'D is everything that I dig in a girl, and now that she's a quasi-brunette it's everything if dig and more. We are really close friends and we make an ace (maybe even the best) film-watching, shit-eating, tit-and-bear team, the likes of which cannot be matched on gods green earth.

The key problem is that a full-on relationship will ultimately end in a massive disagreement/ argument/ fight/ murder, thus leaving the Precious without the Master and vice versa. To cut to the chase, the vital question just begging to be answered reads: Are the fruits of a relationship really worth exchanging for a lifelong friendship?