06 April, 2006

"It's Been Emotional"

Totally stole it from Vinnie Jones but those three words ultimately ended one of the most complex and unconventional relationships I've had with another person. So many oscillations between the good and the bad stuff that the chances of our status staying in the same place for more than a few months was comparable those of a snowball surviving in hell. The worst thing is, I'm still unsure about how well I knew the real her. Anyway, I guess we'll just have to wait and see if the pendulum decides to swing again.

Also managed to clear things up with how I feel about Leanne and I reckon she appreciated it because she seems much more comfortable and talkative now. However, after this week of bridge building and burning I'm left completely single with my eye on nothing other than my exams; which is a refreshing change.

With 3 months of no significant stomach shrinkage I just found out that crunches are much more effective and guess what, they don't even fuck up your back a-la sit ups. Also going kicking the sauce for at least a few weeks again; same reasons as last time, plus I lost about 4 hours of the weekend courtesy of my ol' friend Snake-Bite. And if I needed another excuse, seeing Sludge pose for his portfolio after a few bottles of wine was enough to put anyone off of booze forever!

Two essays, a birthday party and two exams are currently all that currently stand between New York, Leeds festival and 12 weeks of freedom. Note to self: buy the advance tickets next year. Finally - Sweet 'N' Sour, Steak and the Stir Fry are the dishes that have been absolutely mastered this month, with a few more under my belt and I'll be ready to take Grossman's crown.

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